Each night she's on the balcony, he loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised, she shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever; his kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections cannot climb the stairs.
His home a humble bungalo and hers a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go and that, they say, is that.
He never can be near her, although she knows he cares,
For Dachshunds with erections cannot climb the stairs.
You want to win a woman? Just be cool, be aloof
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