May 12

Dachshunds (contributed by Alec Kaestner)

Each night she's on the balcony, he loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised, she shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever; his kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections cannot climb the stairs.

His home a humble bungalo and hers a penthouse flat
He cannot go where she can go and that, they say, is that.
He never can be near her, although she knows he cares,
For Dachshunds with erections cannot climb the stairs.

You want to win a woman?  Just be cool, be aloof

Author : Lebachai
May 12

Talvin Muircastle wins Clarke Trivia

No transcript this time folks (sorry, I was out of town this night), but I'm told it was a hard-fought battle between several Callahooligans, with Talvin emerging as the winner.  His topic of choice, in two weeks, is "Grab Bag!"

Author : Lebachai
May 01

Bear Rasmuson wins RAH Trivia Night

Hearty congrats to Bear, who won the Robert A. Heinlein Trivia Night!  Transcript is below.  Terry Pratchett is his topic o' choice in two weeks.

Author : Lebachai